Tuesday, October 10, 2006
9:49 PM
After enduring days of the thanksgiving turkey syndrome
I finally let out.
Ya'll must be wonderin'
wot the fuck is the thanksgiving turkey syndrome
And no. its not because i'm taking drugs
Yes. I made it up myself. Its copyrighted by me alrite.
So if I so much as read these 3 glorious fantastic words somewhere
Anywhere
U will be reduced to a meatball
Well. think about it all you shallow brainless gits
Wot happens to a turkey?
Alritey.
Figured as much that you'd never figure it out
Well.
Let me enlighten you
It gets stuffed.
I swore an oath never to shit outdoors
And i freaking broke it today.
G--rrrr----oo---sss
Ok on the the more fucken stuff.
There is a bangla stalking me.
He is sooooo soooo fucken scareh.
I swear.
The way he stares is like.
ee--wwwwwwwwwwww
And it makes me wanna shrivel up and die.
Or just shoot myself square in the head
It makes me wonder.
Do i look like one of them?
Shit.
Fucken shit lord if i do juz fry me alive.
Boil me in cold water.
And freeze me with hot milo.
My first encounter with him was seriously fucked.
Blame it on my forgetfulness.
If i hadnt been forgetful.
I wudnt have seen him
And i wud be SIPing somewhat happily
I saw him right outside SEA
Standing there in a pair of fucken ugly yellow boots
(think indian pck?)
Right.
And he smiles and say hi
Being friendly
I smile and said hi to.
BIG MISTAKEThe next thing i knew he was
Can i be friends with you?
Give me your number?
What's your name
Then he stuffs a paper with his number in my hands
and mimicks the most failed attempt as suavery.
Failure james bond.
Well.
Lets face it.
He's fucken black.
James bond = White
eww?
Yes.
He goes, " call me, call me tonite. I'm tony"
YUCK.
YUCK. YUCK. oh fuck. Why can't the yuck get bigger.I'm depressed and ashamed man.
Period.
Well. To make things worst.
I see him like 2 days later.
And he walks past me twice.
Doin the phone sign
And staring at me like i'm some zoo exhibit
Oh. Fucken gross.
Shit.
Bugger.
beam me up scotteh.
Let me dream of white men with tight butts.
Or chinese guys with white butts.
ooo. random is me.
written, Nicole
